Women Quotes : Quotes about women

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1. Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

2. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher

3. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow

4. You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford

5. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

6. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander

7. Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

8. The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf

9. There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women. ~Madeleine K. Albright

10. A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde

11. There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins

12. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

13. Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid

14. Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. ~W.C. Fields

15. Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com

16. I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

17. Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

18. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

19. Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind. ~Matthew Prior

20. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

21. Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to Voltaire

22. I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ~Gilda Radner

23. It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas, fils

24. I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen

25. A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown

26. No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

27. Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage

28. The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown

29. A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm

30. Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson

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